these kids today with their texting and murder

atidae:

deniul:

all my followers need to know who this is

this makes me die a little inside.

getoffmybloghoe:

Just a friendly reminder that your crush has seen your crush naked

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

jesuislegrandefromage:

emily-spectre:

psilentasincjelli:

C a r ^{r y    o n    m y    w a y}  w a r d    s o ^{o o} o o _{o o n}

T h e r e ’ l l    ^{b e   p e a c e   when   y o u   _{a r e   d o o n e}}

L a y   ^{y o u r   w e a r y   h e a d   _{t o   r e} e e _{e e e s t}}

D o n ’ t   _{y o u}   c r y   _{n o   m o r e}

FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE

This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we are meth addicts

brooklynwaystation:

Michael is psyched to sit with sue, Steven Moffat and Matt SMITH at the Doctor Who season finale today at The Way Station

ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

thats-what-urls-do:

thegirlthatsaysstuff:

Team We’ve all been to Hell

A moment of appreciation for HOW FUCKING TINY MEG IS.

A moment of appreciation for HOW FUCKING TALL JARED, JENSEN AND MISHA ARE

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

alphalewolf:

Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron being silly on the set of Prometheus.

lecroft:

[AGGRESSIVELY TWERKS AWAY FROM MOFFAT HATE]

[AGGRESSIVELY AGREEING WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY THIS WEEK IT’S WEIRD]